The Mugshot Files: Harvard Edition

It's been a while since I've seen a mugshot that makes me LLOL (literally laugh out loud, for those of you who haven't heard that yet).

The Oakland Raiders should be proud of their defensive tackle, Desmond Bryant, and his ability to cheer up a crowd. Of course, only after drinking far too much and stumbling into his neighbor's house to be an asshole.

I guess that Harvard education taught him that if he can't make the headlines by being in the Super Bowl, just go viral on the internet. All you need to do is get uber drunk and take a miserable, shirtless selfie. And then send a thank you note to Mark Zuckerberg.

(image courtesy of Yardbarker.com)

They're showin' the money.

(image via footballsfuture.com)

The Washington Redskins aren't contract shy. They proved that by handing defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth $100 million for 7 years. Haynesworth was a key player in smashing the Tennessee Titans to a 10-game undefeated season streak before being majorly upset in game 11 by the New York Jets. Look at him. Who wants a piece of that?

This is the second big contract for the Redskins, who earlier signed Deangelo Hall for six years at $54 million.

I don't know where they got all this money. I wasn't aware the Redskins had fans. Apparently I was wrong, and there's plenty of time to buy more big dudes for their line before the season starts later this year.