Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Kane indicted for assault.

First of all, if you google image search 'Patrick Kane mugshot,' a picture of Lindsay Lohan looking mighty cracked out in jail comes up. Awesome!

Chicago Blackhawks ice skating superstar was indicted today for assault and theft after beating up a 62 year old cab driver for 20 cents in change. Even more awesome!

Let justice be served, and hope that Kane learns to take his aggression out on the ice, not old men.

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